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Last night on a little expedition to Walmart, I ran across a few products for children that once again made me wonder, WTF! SO, for those new parents out there, these are not products necessary for raising a baby. In fact, I'm pretty sure that using these products will cause serious damage and years of therapy for your little bundle of joy. Let's have a look at the first product. So let me just give you a moment to process this one. The picture pretty much explains the product. A bendy straw designed to suck the snot out of your kid's face. Dafuq????? Seriously? What happened to the little bulb squishy thing we used on our kids? Now mothers are expected to slurp their kids' mucus out? I think not. New parents, this is NOT necessary. There are other tools, I promise. Second up, the buttwash. So, folks, these items were on the same shelf. You can suck the snot out of your kids' face and squirt water on their ass all at the same time. PASS! Next up, while walking by the toy isle, we came across this. Because, the previous version that shit little magnets that Barbie scooped up with a magnetic pooper scooper wasn't enough, we have a dog that squirts out puppies when you press its head. It's every little girl's first ten years in therapy toy. And we wonder why our kids are messed up? Look at he world they are growing up in. It's a world where mommy sucks your snot and washes your ass then slaps a knocked up Golden Retriever in your hands that, with the push of its head, shits puppies. Choose your children's toys and products wisely, my friends lol.
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AuthorShae Shannon resides in the beautiful state of Colorado with the man of her dreams and her two youngest children. Archives
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